Yay Demetri Martin

Sorry to disappoint, but I am not Demetri Martin. I just think he's a really funny guy.

"‘Sort of’ is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It’s just a filler. Sort of - it doesn’t really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after ‘I love you’ or ‘You’re going to live’ or ‘It’s a boy.’"
Demetri Martin
— 1 year ago with 3 notes
#demetri martin 
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Important Things with Demetri Martin, 2.07 - Lines

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Important Things with Demetri Martin, 2.07 - Lines

— 2 years ago with 108 notes
#demetri martin  #lol forever